From Hotels windows they fly,
And shot by Elvis, they die,
People believe what they see,
somehow, fantastically
When, in reality, TV is a lie


next topic: viagra

Kind of appropriate, dontchya think?

The subject from dear Lumberjim
Is not what he takes for his vim!
No need for Viagra
He cums like Niagara
Just one look at Jinx does for him!



Cuba ...

They're opening Cuba to us!
You wonder what's all the fuss?
With awesome cigars,
and cool classic cars,
They'll be packing tours in by the bus.

Radar's hot dog stand

I once knew a dwellar named Radar,
With a serious need for more moolah.
So he hatched him a plan,
To sell dogs from a van,
Now he's building his fortune from wieners.



The BBC

In Florida, one would surmise
It's hot dogs that everyone buys.
If he makes no mistakes
They'll sell like hotcakes
Or at least better than homeschool supplies.

Edit: Crap! Too slow!

there once was the Old BBC
where one could hear Poetry
and all that cool crap
but now it's just rap
coz they want to be like MTV

Canker sores

Background: I once (ahem) 'lived off the state' for a while (i was locked up). There was a guard, Fitzpatrick, that was about 500 lbs., who constantly had a styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. It contained "smokeless tobacco product" spit. Nasty as hell. He couldn't talk for spitting. I think he used the same cup the whole time I was there. I left this little limerick on my cell wall when I left:

There once was a jail guard named Fitz
Who had a bad case of the shits
He found some corks in a stash
And pounded one up his ass
So now instead of shitting he spits

Can skoal cause canker sores???

There once was a prosperous banker,
who sat in his office and wankered,
one day while he jerked
his secretary worked
he gave her a canker to thank her

Forgot next topic;
petroleum jelly

There was young fellow named Kelly
Whose dick is now stuck to his belly
Because in his haste
He used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly

Next topic: Mucus

There was a young artist from France
Who’s work fused mucus with dance
His most infamous boogey
Was called Hock a Loogie
It’s said he’s still seeking romance

next: bad drivers

lmao!