I think you can bypass embalming if you get a leakproof concrete grave liner. Most of the cemeteries are not within the city limits, though... only a couple of really old ones, like Lone Fir.

I'd like to be cremated, then placed in an urn. Every time one of my nearest-and-dearest takes a trip to someplace really cool, they should take a quarter-cup of my ashes to be spread at a location of their choosing during their trip. Places I have never been to, in life.

When "That Time" comes, I can (per my user name) make you a great deal on a hole...:reaper:

I know I've told this story before, but for those who haven't heard it, here it is for your bored pleasure:

I was telling my family that I want a big party when I die. I want an open bar, and people to have fun. If they feel like it, they can go to a podium and tell a story of something funny or stupid I said or did, and I want lots of laughter.

My older brother responded "now that we have it all planned, let's set a date!"

Grrrr. He really does love me. ;)

I'd like to return to the ocean. A headstone might be considerate for those who want a marker to visit, but I'd like it gone after, say, 50 years. I made my own headstone HERE.

Oh fun!

I can make you a better deal on a-hole. ;)

That struck me as funny because that hole was made by a machine that digs trees up. If they plunk you in and put the tree back, you'd be literally under a tree. :haha:

That was kind of an Everyhole, for effect and illustration.

I'm usually out of my tree. ;)

Take whatever parts are useful and burn the leftovers. Scatter the ashes which you may pretend are actually mine somewhere that looks like this: (Sawtooth Mountains in Idaho)

Scatter here please, after burning of course. Right after the pre-match brief.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3545/1202035img.jpg

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Don't they get upset when you toss someone's ashes off the side of the car at Disneyworld?

I saw this once.
 

It left me with a very eerie feeling.