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lumberjim 03-12-2009 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 544394)
Yeah, but in an English department you've got a large population of them (AKA adjuncts teaching Freshman Comp).

Anyway, LJ, the more important question for you and other folks in the auto biz, is what are you going to do once people don't need your product anymore?

you want undercoating on that teleporter, don't you? and all the really affluent customers get the scotch guard inside. shall i put you down for the same?

lumberjim 03-12-2009 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 544412)
attention ho-bo

*cough*usertitle*cough*

Shawnee123 03-12-2009 10:06 AM

Perfect!

Sundae 03-12-2009 11:48 AM

I am not generally happy with my life.
If they let me (and bastards have strict rules) I'd do anything experimental that would pay.

Or excuse me, I'm about to have kittens.

Cloud 03-12-2009 02:14 PM

Read "Jumper" by Steven Gould, about a kid who discovers he can teleport, and what he does with it.

They made a bad movie of it. Book,and it's sequel, are MUCH better and make much more sense.

toranokaze 03-13-2009 12:27 PM

I was killing hobos before it was cool

Cicero 03-13-2009 01:50 PM

I already do it. I come by my house from the future, and discuss which restaurants will give me food poisoning.

Sheldonrs 03-13-2009 04:38 PM

I didn't know there were so many hobosexuals here.

ZenGum 03-13-2009 11:12 PM

Hey, Sheldon, we don't all kill them that way.

tw 03-15-2009 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 544419)
you want undercoating on that teleporter, don't you?

I thought undercoating was standard on all teleporters now. We have come a long way since the NIST transported atoms some years ago. Cost controller are now charging extra for the undercoating.

classicman 03-15-2009 11:24 AM

lol, yeh the MBA's worked into the package price. Now the upgrade... come over here and lemme show you what a little extra can get you.


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