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Trilby 03-11-2009 01:45 PM

steve - I don't hear any piano practicing in there...

lumberjim 03-11-2009 02:08 PM

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Clodfobble 03-11-2009 02:17 PM

That's a surprisingly good display of artistic skill, LJ. Nice foreshortening on the ham, very believable viscosity in the mayo dribbles, and a real sense of motion in the flying gobs... quality stuff!

Pico and ME 03-11-2009 02:25 PM

This place just cracks me up.

SteveDallas 03-11-2009 02:43 PM

What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???

lumberjim 03-11-2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 544116)
What's that ring? Does the ham have a piercing???

hambone!

classicman 03-11-2009 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 544117)
ham-boner!

Fixed that for ya...:3_eyes:

Shawnee123 03-11-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 543931)
Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 544108)
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Now see, I wasn't really confused at first but now I am. Is the ham a boy or a girl? If it's a boy, then the mayo needs some serious medical attention.

TheMercenary 03-11-2009 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 543883)
Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.

Pass. Call Richard Simmons.

Sundae 03-12-2009 10:35 AM

My question, can he make it rotate, and SLAP to the music? And FALP and FLOP to the music?
You know, like the tassles the girls wear.

I had a friend (before she turned into the housemate-bitch-from-hell) whose on & off & on again fuck buddy did the BEST willy dance EVAH. How do I know? She told me! (and he did it for me although she didn't know when we were all on Ecstacy...)
It's a talent!

I think I'm thinking too much bout LJ's cock.


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