Jim, was that you?

Hmm...let's see:

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a hat trick for Shawnee!

no!

mine:

fuck: Tunk

marry: razzamahomewrecker

Ride: ZippyG

If registering a sock puppet wasn't such a process these days.... Well, I think you know who would be posting to this thread.

New Cellar member "No Comment" would have something to say.

Can't be arsed to get the password (how lazy is that?)
Happy to have my preferences known anyway.

Fuck - Jim. Of course! My crush is well known. Thought I question his ability to ride the waves, having been with a supermodel for his whole adult life.
Marry - Bruce. Again of course. The man with a twinkle in his keyboard. I can't imagine ever getting tired of him.
Mini ride - Dani. Have met her in real life. She'd let you kip if you needed to, and would turn the other way while you wiped the dribble off afterwards. And if you were otherwise inclined she'd either have something interesting to say about everything passing, or just sit in companiable silence.

Oh, and she's skinny. Sorry, but I do need 3/4 of the seat.