The three men fall asleep after meeting up with sirens at a river. When the men awake their friend Pete is missing and in his place there is a frog. They are convinced he was turned into a frog by the women who must have been made of wood, I mean witches.

"Those sirens... they took Pete and loved him up and turned him into a HORNY TOAD!."

Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

"but we was fixin' to fornicate!"

"I find it coarse and vulgar."

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