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Griff 02-01-2009 08:04 AM

Remember that frozen guy in Jerimiah Johnson? I'd like to go out that way, leave my carcass to the critters, and my rifle to the next guy that comes along.

footfootfoot 02-01-2009 09:55 AM

I posted about my dad's wishes (unfulfilled) to have his cremains left on the A train, or as he put it, The IND, that way it'll be there forever. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_(New_...ubway_service))

I'd either want to not be a bother and go crawl off into the woods somewhere, but then, as I write this, maybe I'd want to cause a big fuckign bother and instead of crawling off into the woods somewhere, crawl into someone's home and make it look like they did me in, or some such misery and really create a problem for them.

It would have to be a right bastard as our Britishish people say. That might be pretty funny.
Police: "And how do you explain this dead body handcuffed to the pipes in your basement?"

Is that wicked of me?

sweetwater 02-01-2009 12:23 PM

If I knew I was close to death, or was rudely surprised by a sudden ending of my life, I'd want someone to buy me a ticket on a cross-oceanic cruise, and use half of it. The rest can party on! And if someone feels the need to cry then they can look at the ocean of saltwater and decide that there is no need to add more to it.

wolf 02-01-2009 04:02 PM

After being cremated, my best friend, who is a shaman, will do the honors for me. She knows that I want to be scattered on her lodge grounds.

Aliantha 02-01-2009 04:03 PM

I don't care what they do with my body when I'm gone, but I'll be watching to make sure they do it properly...whatever they choose. :)

Then I expect them all to get pissed cause that used to be one of my favourite things to do at a party.


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