I was going to do the Jill, but decided it would be cruel.

Nah, I've been in his shoes. sometimes just a little bit of Jill takes the sting away.

Or a Trill?

Just looking at that picture makes my belly button itch.

Not a good idea. Everyone knows "The Trill is Gone".

That made my funny bone itch

I wish someone would wish me a Jill or Trill.

All the Jill's and Trill's are gone, soto you Merc, I wish a Phil.

or would you rather a Gil?

Oh LORD no!!!!!!!!!! :bolt:

The most obnoxious person ever to inhabit the planet. Yes, even more so than Richard Simmons. :lol:

I know. My mom used to watch his talkshow when I was a kid. scarred for life, I tell you.

C'mon merc - why not both?

What - you mean like a Merc sandwich and they're the bread? You're sick Cman. My brain just doesn't work all nasty like yours.

Ugggggg! You bastids! You wait till I find you guys a wish! You just wait![/laughingMAO]

It's probably too much to hope big v got a chuckle out of this thread. I know I did.

sorry Big V.

I wish there was something I could say you would believe in like, just maybe there is someone better suited for you. I think more than likely since you seem like a very attractive and well rounded person.

please hang on because there is life again after the pain.:(