Foot couldn't ask you, because the only pics you would approve were of tartan and whisky. And smoked fish.
And I wouldn't appreciate anything at all, because I live in an Islamic fascist state.

(FTR I have no issue with not being on the list, merely joshing with Limey)

You'll need your decoder ring. Just send 29.95 (dollars, pounds, or euros) to the address above.