You need a Timne Turner UT.
I want one too. I want to be able to have a lovely kip when I'm tired, and wake up to find the world hasn't moved on.

Hang on, I think I just want to be Bagpuss.

Time Traveler, with precise control.

I have to go with that, as well. Kind of like the old movie The Girl, The Gold Watch and Everything. Anyone remember that one?

I'd stop time and make them finally draw my damn PowerBall numbers!!!:D

And keep rewinding to the beginning of the orgasm.

Ok, how about controlled and graduated X-ray vision. You could be a walking medical breakthrough.

All you time travelling advocates are like the worst geeks EVAH.

Everyone knows that when travelling time there is one rule: you cannot change anything. You can even try, but it's impossible because it's already happened even though it hasn't already happened. Something like that.

Or at least that's what they said on Lost.

You'd be the best poker player on earth.

Hahaha. Oh bless you, that really made me laugh. I'll go further it made rofl, out loud and on the floor!

"The Power of the Heart"

I just wanna see what someone could do with the lamest power in existence.

"The power of the heart"

I just want to see what is possible with the lamest power ever concieved of.

I'm contemplating the benefits of the power not to hear other's thought, but to make them hear yours....as their own......

Whatever the deal is with Peter North.

I want super FART POWER, I want to be Fart man.

Wait I already am.:whofart: :shock:

Or to be able to not hit the rim with the last three drops.

Whaaaaa? - everyone in the world thinking I am as pathetic as I do?!?!?!
Okay, might work better for a bossy bitch ;)