Utah?

Beest is Monster's husband and I am no one in particular.

You know. The bad place. Maybe you need somebody to draw you a map.

Right after they draw me a bath.

It's below Tasmania, right?

Tasmania...tasmania...tas...HEY, is that another word for tramp stamp? :lol:

Tasmania is the bad place

I thought Eastern Colorado was.

Well I don't know...Tasmania is pretty bad...

Does it have near constant summer tornadoes, horrible winters and a methlab on every cornfield county road?

Hmmm...no, but it is illegal to be gay there, and it's pretty cold almost all the time and it's the place where the largest masacre of innocent people by a single gunman ever occured.

Yeah, I think that is probably worse...but Eastern Colorado is close. Plus, my husband's ex is from there, so that may be more personally worse.

lol...possibly. Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

... said the bishop to the actress...


And for the record, the Map of Tasmania is a beautiful sight.

As is Tassie itself, and Ali, if you were there right now, you would find the weather very nice. Winter, on the other hand ...
(Also, I believe the anti-gay laws have been repealed, although I am not certain and couldn't be bothered checking).

I could be bothered

http://www.greenleft.org.au/1997/273/17041

Anti-gay law overturned in 1997