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DanaC 01-08-2009 03:45 PM

They'd run out of everything but oranges...

lumberjim 01-08-2009 03:47 PM

i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals.



yes PENS

not penis

Cicero 01-08-2009 03:48 PM

Cool!

psycho much? :)

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 520181)
They'd run out of everything but oranges...

Of course, cause nothing rhymes with oranges.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 520184)
i tape fortunes around my pens in spirals.



yes PENS

not penis

wtf are you talking about? :lol:

DanaC 01-08-2009 03:49 PM

@ Lumberjim *blinks* I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

Stormieweather 01-08-2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 520188)
@ Lumberjim *blinks* I'm hurt you felt the need to clarify...we're not savages y'know!

Speak for yourself!

DanaC 01-08-2009 03:54 PM

If I spoke for myself in that sentence I'd be lying.

lumberjim 01-08-2009 03:54 PM

take a fortune from a fortune cookie.....then take a piece of scotch tape 1/4" longer. lay the tape over the fortune, keeping one end loose so you can pull it back up again.... then tape it around your pen but tilt it so you dont overlap it, and it can be read.

people are constantly stealing my fucking pens, man.

Shawnee123 01-08-2009 03:55 PM

martha stewart

Flint 01-08-2009 03:56 PM

The first time I read that, I thought you said tape it around your penis.

lumberjim 01-08-2009 04:04 PM

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ya....so did i ....that's why i clarified it

Undertoad 01-08-2009 04:12 PM

But you could tape it around your penis, if you wanted to. That's what you meant.

lumberjim 01-08-2009 04:15 PM

they'd get messed up when i use it though.

Undertoad 01-08-2009 04:18 PM

Just use vinyl tape.

lumberjim 01-08-2009 04:20 PM

you don't think there would be a loss of sensation?


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