I'm Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

lol...great examples!

I know what
you're asking yourself,



and the answer is yes,
I have a nickname for my penis.

Blues Brothers. I think I could write the entire script from memory.

Not really a line, but

There Will Be Blood

Right after the last scene. It was kinda like, "see, we told ya so!"

- Would you call me selfish?
- Not to your face.

Still makes me snigger.

Don't you mean "snegro"?

Anyway ---

"You're a sensitive boy, aren't you, Tommy?"

"The goddam Germans ain't got nothin' to do wit it!"

"Anybody know why Ritchie killed Bobby Lupo?"

"You make my asshole itch."

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

My Wife uses one when somebody walks into her -
(yelled) - "MY TIT! YOU BROKE MY TIT!"

[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

from Broadcast News

Because I, am an actor!

Not a movie line, but I remember an old episode of M*A*S*H* where BJ walks into the tent and asks "What's so absorbing, junior?"

Subtle, didn't even use the laugh track.

another one: Hawkeye treats an Ethiopian who then thanks him in Ethiopian. Hawkeye responds: That's Haile Selassie of you. (sp?)

Another TV one. What a difference a few decades make.

Check out this video from Mork and Mindy (circa 1978). Watch the big surprise at the 2 minute mark.

Setup: Exidor is a religious nut who believes in aliens. Mork is an alien.

Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.

"That's FRONKENSTEEN......
My grandfather's work was dodo!"

'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.'


Actually, everything is funny for a reason. In this case, the best suited phrase is 'the banality of evil'.