Merry pranksters glued coins to the table top of a restaurant where I once worked. Watching customers as they tried to move them (innocently or to steal), and lose themselves in the challenge, and then walking up to the table was fun. It got old fast, though.

I was sitting in the front passenger seat looking out the window the other day while stopped at a stop light. Just as the light changed and we started to move, I noticed a dollar bill in the snow in the gutter. I yelled "HEY! A dollar bill!!" but Red didn't stop. I was bummed for the rest of the afternoon.

It was probably just a religious tract, anyway.

When I redid the hardwood floors at my previous house, I put a $5 bill under the varnish on the living room floor near the front door.

People were always trying to pick that up.

Homeless Guy got a bag of shredded money in the mail, from Jesus. He's always mailing HG something. He should mail him a job.

Not you HLJ...the REAL Jesus.

Uh, I don't pass up picking up money. Period. Enough of those and I can pay my mortgage.

Alternate thread: Do you pick up prostitutes?

Alternate thread: Do you pick up Pennys?

Do you pick up Penis?

.....well, do you?

None of the above.

Except pennies. In fact I shall be selling a bunch of old pennies on eBay any day now (View seller's other items)

I think this inline thing is a much better way of riffing on the thread title than clone threads.