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Clodfobble 11-30-2008 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha
He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice.

Blech, no. Regular.joe is right, Florida is technically part of the US, but no one likes to admit it.

ZenGum 11-30-2008 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 509240)
When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules.

I initially read that as "one moron who". A MORMON??? Bwahahahahaha!

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 509342)
Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.

That's a big call, Joe, but I do recall even Bugs Bunny cut the state off and set it adrift. (Rebel Rabbit, I think it was.)

TheMercenary 11-30-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 509342)
Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.

They can't be trusted to elect a president why would anyone trust them to give you a haircut?

classicman 11-30-2008 09:48 AM

It could have been worse - he could have run into rkzenrage:eyebrow:

Chocolatl 11-30-2008 09:59 AM

As a native Floridian, I will agree that we are probably one of the craziest states there is. In our defense though, it looks like Dazza was down in Dania Beach, about a half hour away from where I went to high school. That area is pretty much a hellhole, and even though my family lives down there I make it a point not to go back if I can help it.

TheMercenary 11-30-2008 10:08 AM

Actually I was joking with (at) you. There is not a state in the nation devoid of idiots, rednecks, racsists, tree-huggers, and right-wing bible beating wackos. Florida just has more of them. :D

Chocolatl 11-30-2008 10:10 AM

That's why I love it here! Makes life interesting.

Clodfobble 11-30-2008 10:43 AM

You know, I've thought more and more about this, and I really find it unbelievable that even someone in Florida poured a packet of sweetener into a Coke. Is Dazza really sure it wasn't just a glass of dark iced tea? We drink a lot of iced tea here in the South.

TheMercenary 11-30-2008 10:56 AM

Good one! I bet it was tea.

wolf 11-30-2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 509208)
Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine?

We've been seeing a lot of that lately at the hospital. We've been challenging the junkies about it and they're all pretty much saying "I have not done any meth, I hate that shit."

It's kind of an extra added bonus, I suppose, like finding two toys in your Happy Meal.

Aliantha 11-30-2008 03:06 PM

He's positive it was coke.


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