Or just put a sticker of Barney over the Delta logo, and you can be singing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.."

DELTA BURKE Pie.


yw.

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy
'Cause she walks around town with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn
Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on
Then a man of low degree stood by her side
And promised her he'd take her for his bride

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky

And be sure to get your ring tone!
http://www.ringtonematcher.com/co/ri...t=Tanya+Tucker

or you could try other associations to mask it. convert the word 'delta' to 'dealt a' and then think of the Kenny Rogers song ....and sing it!

"you gotta know when hold 'em, know when to fold em" etcetera

:thumb: That might actually work! Thanks, LJ.

my pleasure.

and just so you know, we're all picturing you taking a shower now.

It won't work. Repeat after me:

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by
And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here today
To take you to his mansion in the sky

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls her "baby"
All the folks around Brownsville say she's crazy

:thepain: :lol:
Imagine that at your peril. How's your supply of eye-bleach?

Oh, and Merc?:flipbird:

Smoochies! :madhop:

Apocalyptica. A cool Finnish metal cello band.

Hmmm. Never seen a metal cello. Saw a carbon fiber one at Fest this year, though.

I love the song Delta Dawn. I've even been known to sing it at karaoke before. :)

I know there are aluminum upright basses (made for the navy), so I guess there were aluminum cellos as well.

However, I'm guessing they played metal music.

Yes the metal genre of music, I should have specified.
Here: http://www.myspace.com/apocalyptica

I used "excoriate" in a sentence today. A spoken one, even.