Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.

I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone!

I am, as you may well suspect, feeling sorry for my little self right about now. I am wallowing a bit. I am feeling that if religion is the opium of the masses then vodka is the vodka of the masses and I would like some right about now. Then I think, no---you are not allowed the blessed oblivion available to so many so freely. Non! You must face this terror with both eyes open..! ----and, it pretty much goes on from there until I'm singing tunes from Les Miz.



sigh.

:headshake

:eaty:

It's a snappy lil tune from The Misfits.
It's on the "Walk Among Us" album.
That's right, boys and girls, nothing brings out the warm, crisp depths of a cannibalism song like vinyl.
Of course, you could get the movie, starring Lenard Nimoy!!!
It doesn't have Ole Pointy Ears singing "Bilbo Baggins", but it does have space parasites with pipe cleaners for antennae!

BMUP

"Uncle!"

Does that mean we can be expecting an NSFW pic from you now.