2008 Mudslinger

Coat rim of class with chocolate syrup
Add
1 shot kahlua
1 shot chocolate vodka (from freezer)
Blend in cocktail shaker, serve over ice, or over your least favoured companion

Flirty Martini:

2 oz gin
Splash of moose piss

Serve over eyes :love:

Barak Obama

In a tall glass over ice combine:
1 oz dark rum
1/2 oz coconut rum
add strong ginger ale to fill.

The Independent

1 shot of kahlua
1 shot of rice wine
Enough hemlock to fill the glass.

The Obama Godlike

1 shot vodka
1 shot kailua
1/2 cup milk
1 gram of Ricin

Poor over ice serve chilled.

The Oh Shit! These Are The Candidates?

1 shot Bacardi 151 Rum
1 shot Goldschlager
2 pellets Zyklon B

Follow up with vigorous round of "Russian Roulette", preferably using an automatic.

The Kamikazi
What we're all drinking now.
ingredients? whatever you got left cuz
you can't afford anymore.

Ouch! but :lol:


Edit: Does anybody gots any moony-shine recipes?

Oh, you mean a "Gorilla Spit".
The collected spillage in the rubber mats along the edge of the bar.

Recipes are easy. Building the still and hiding it from prying eyes, not so much.

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/...moonshine.html

Maverick Reform

Non alcoholic sparkling grape juice
vodka to taste

And here I thought the Reagan-era "Alexander Haig" was ingenious. (It was also potable.)

The Joe the Plumber:

Take a hit of nitrous while chugging Goldschläger.

...and a Piels chaser.