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Cicero 10-03-2008 11:22 AM

I was told to eat apples and honey for the occasion. Now...why?

Sheldonrs 10-03-2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 487831)
It's time to blow your chauffeur.

"Rosh HaShanah (literally, "Head of the Year")"

I give great Rosh!

Cicero 10-03-2008 01:00 PM

It's Rosh-ama-dan! :( Sorry, in poor taste, I can't resist..

Shawnee123 10-03-2008 01:13 PM

Roshann Roshanna Danna

Beest 10-03-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 489618)
Roshann Roshanna Danna

BATMAN !

xoxoxoBruce 10-04-2008 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 489618)
Roshann Roshanna Danna

nevermind

Shawnee123 10-06-2008 08:15 AM

lol!

lumberjim 10-08-2008 02:24 PM

Happy Yom Kippur too. Is that the appropriate acknowledgment (happy)..or is it Merry or Joyous or something altogether different that comes before Yom?
....hope your fasts are easy. are you guys allowed to look at the cellar while you fast?

Shawnee123 10-08-2008 02:41 PM

I apologize in advance
 
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Shawnee123 10-09-2008 12:35 PM

Aw, come ON!

That's freaking fracking heelarious, folks!

:crickets:

:lol:

lumberjim 10-09-2008 01:00 PM

i'm not goyem to say anything.

Shawnee123 10-09-2008 01:47 PM

There's really nothing mohel left to say.

lumberjim 10-09-2008 01:55 PM

salami and bacon, my brother


....oh wait...that's the wrong 'ligion

dar512 10-09-2008 02:19 PM

"It's better than ham, isn't it, Father?"

lumberjim 10-09-2008 03:00 PM

a catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench in the park....when a 13 yr old boy idly wanders past. The priest turns to the rabbi and says...."I know it's a sin, but i have an urge to fuck that boy..."

the rabbi looks at the boy and says....."outta what?"


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