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I think he was sizing it up for his roasting pan.

I was thinking something much less wholesome.

But the pig doesn't look anything like Ned Beatty.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 486343)

I think Shawnee meant this part.

Exactly...subtle alliteration, it's quite a poetic sentence. :)

The pig's punishment?

Being put out to stud.

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 486102)

a what?
a piggery?

oh my god i figured it out
australia is story-book fairy princess land.
how do i get in?

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 486115)

not to mention the "rainbow dolphins and wizard bongs"

I forgot to mention the crystal unicorns.

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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 487766)

The pig's punishment?

Being put out to stud.

And they all lived happily ever after.

[I wanted to add the sound of porcine orgasmic grunting. How do you spell "eeeoooiiieee!!!!!! eooeeeeiiuuughghghgh! EEEUUUOOOIIIKKHHH!!!!" ???]

I guess the pig didn't allow her in the outhouse because he couldn't fit in there to eat.