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Shawnee123 09-11-2008 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 483344)
you are Google's bitch.

you would let Google give you a facial.

you are dressing up as Google this Halloween.
He wants to have, like, a hundred of Google's babies.

Griff 09-11-2008 04:07 PM
Only you can prevent forest fires and don't forget to activate your reserve quarterback. kthnx

glatt 09-11-2008 04:22 PM
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When you beat your children, you teach them that beating children is OK. So stop the cycle now, or they will beat their children.

Clodfobble 09-11-2008 05:08 PM
Or, alternatively, just repeat "Children are such a pain in the ass" over and over to them, and then they'll never want to have kids. Problem solved.

classicman 09-11-2008 09:09 PM
... or kill them and you won't have anymore.

footfootfoot 09-11-2008 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 483335)
Yeah, but then it'll start TXTing you just because it's bored. And you can't break up with it because it know everything about you.
Hey Flint why haven't you called? I got you this great gun rack, do you like it?
[/stacy]

footfootfoot 09-11-2008 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 483355)
He wants to have, like, a hundred of Google's babies.
It's posts like this that make me want to have, like a hundred of Shawnee's babies, then I get all like, will Brianna get jealous and will clodfobble not respect me? and so I log out and log back in as squirell nutkin.

Maui Nick 09-11-2008 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 483372)
When you beat your children, you teach them that beating children is OK. So stop the cycle now, or they will beat their children.
Man ... don't beat kids.










No, seriously ... they have guns now.

footfootfoot 09-11-2008 09:46 PM
actually, truly, laughed out loud.Albeit in a muttley sort of way. Nice delivery!

Griff 09-12-2008 05:13 AM
I just got called on a smirk. Nice one Maui.

Sundae 09-12-2008 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 483453)
... or kill them and you won't have anymore.
Killing children is murder.
Just have them taken into care. Until Radar gets elected, that means the Goverment take care of them for you.

I would like to remind everyone to pull their pants down before they go for a poo. Saves on the laundry.

footfootfoot 09-12-2008 08:08 PM
SG, I remind the inch about that almost daily.

jinx 09-12-2008 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 483551)
Killing children is murder.
Just have them taken into care. Until Radar gets elected, that means the Goverment take care of them for you.
Technically, our government outsources the care to foster parents. If you watch the news here at all, it seems that all these foster parents are crackheads and pedophiles and the children are unlikely to survive anyway...

There are likely to be big sales the day after Thanksgiving this year, keep watching your local news for info on where to get the best deals...

Elspode 09-13-2008 08:03 AM
Big sales on...children?

TheMercenary 09-14-2008 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 483882)
Big sales on...children?
Tastes like chicken.


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