In my distress, I was unable to write a eulogy of my own, so I asked Sheldon for help. I believe he may have been inspired by a certain playwright

Alas, poor LJ! I knew him, Undertoad: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his cock a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to your lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.

if it weren't for the fact that I have a family to support, I might feel prepared to die, after that.

We've had deaths before. Here.

And here.

soooo....I wasnt meant to do that UNTIL he died?


shit

My brother knpws to come here if anything happens to me.
Don't tell him about the picture I linked with his tight shorts on - he'll be upset enough if I'm dead.

I for one would observe an official period of mourning for LJ.
This will involve wearing black knickers for at least 5 days.
And drinking LJ Memorial Rum Blow-Jobs (mouth of rum before you go down)

I quite like the sound of that!
When's the happy event?

"The Friday closest" could actually precede the event

So, yes, do give us due notice.

Oh! I want Godzilla at amp power 11!

Now that we have it all planned...let's set a date.

RIP, LJ

Maybe after Ramadan. I think BigV will want to participate.

Good call Happy Monkey - very courteous :)

That cat pic is great!

NO no, you eat a dick after he's dead. :p