Profession is 99% perspiration, but never let them see you sweat.

sharkskin doesn't have pores; I'm not sure about dolphskin

ha ha ha
And then he coins the phrase mental midgets.
I think so. Funny how that's the real hidden treasure in this thread of mythical proportions.

I was surprised it was only three pages.

Thanks for the link.

No, no, this was tw's first use and it was two years earlier.

Here's another thread, that has links to other threads.

I thought the dolphin shark thing was people taking the piss out of me because of something I said about a pic Bruce posted once. I'm sure he remembers which thread it was in, but I can't.

It's nice to know that I'm actually not that important.

That's not true. You're important to somebody.

I haven't the foggiest. :confused:

Still no one has asked the obvious question.

At what speed would a dolphin, compared to a shark, be able to launch from a standing start off a treadmill? Who would be faster? I think the answer is obvious.

Oh well, doesn't matter then does it. Besides, apparently it's not my fault anyway. :)

It's a Sharlphin...or a Dolphark.

Does this thread have a porpoise?

Don't be snarky.