Don't worry.
This thread is actually a result of someone calling the Cellar police.
Officer Shawnee responded to a distress call that there weren't enough stoooopid religious-icons-in-everyday-objects posts in the vicinity. And a dangerously low level of fishstick pictures.

I think she handled the situation brilliantly, and I for one will attend the ceremony when she receives the medal she deserves. And I'll wear a hat too.

As you were Officer, you're doing a great job.
Moar pleez.

I like the combination of Jebus and cats btw. It sounds like something that would come together on those decorative plates that old ladies buy. Perhaps A Life Of Christ in Cats would be a valuable addition to this thread? Or Jesus' Great Cat Parables - starting with the loaves and the fishsticks (cat in background snarfing down 5 baskets of scraps).

And then there's...

Now that made me laugh.

Twice.

Brian's going to hell.

You took the words right out of my keyboard!

Yeah Yeah Yeah... I know!

Got my front seat reserved.

Two thumbs up!

Brian, can you save me a seat? I lulzed.

I'll drive.

I laughed and forwarded.