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TheMercenary 07-18-2008 02:10 PM
Only if you actually create a hole large enough for them to drain properly or for you to be able to thread a catheter into the hole and flush them with saline. It might hurt just a little until you cauterize the blood vessels and nerves encountered by the hot pointy end.

spudcon 07-18-2008 03:03 PM
Don't forget to inject ice water.

Griff 07-18-2008 03:04 PM
I like that you've refined my technique rather than poo pooing the scheme. 3/8" tubing suffice?;)

lookout123 07-18-2008 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 470064)
I wonder why gmail thinks colonoscopy is spelled wrong and offers cloudscape and kaleidoscope as corrections.
Quote:
Would it help if I slid a soldering iron into my aching sinus?
Griff, I swear when I read those in order I thought you were talking about jamming a soldering iron up your anus. and then merc elaborated... and then read your last post and I thought you were punning about poo poo... i just couldn't believe what I was reading.

BigV 07-18-2008 04:11 PM
Why do I get the feeling those thoughts aren't exactly "random"?

Sundae 07-18-2008 05:27 PM
In order to be legally allowed to claim it is a Random Thoughts thread only 28% of thoughts need to be random. The other 72% can be derivative.

skysidhe 07-20-2008 10:13 AM
He used to be funny now he sounds full of cynisim and sarcasm. I don't know if my perception just skewed or if it's true. Maybe he was always like this.

Is he drunk?

She is a drunk.

Do I have a popcorn ceiling? No that's not popcorn. Popcorn is so yesterday.

HungLikeJesus 07-20-2008 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 470402)
He used to be funny now he sounds full of cynisim and sarcasm. I don't know if my perception just skewed or if it's true. Maybe he was always like this.

Is he drunk?

She is a drunk.
...
Flint, or Griff?

skysidhe 07-20-2008 10:26 AM
random thoughts are of no import

but neither ....IF you must know


do you have a popcorn ceiling HLJ?

HungLikeJesus 07-20-2008 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 470408)
do you have a popcorn ceiling HLJ?
No, but I'm considering installing one in the movie room.

skysidhe 07-20-2008 10:42 AM
won't that make it hard for watching movies ? I don't think people will be able to reach it with their tounges.

maybe you should make like popcorn mobiles for people to snack on instead


ok I'm done. I'm just getting silly now

DanaC 07-20-2008 02:47 PM
The popcorn ceiling would work if the popped corns were on a time-release ssytem that occasionally dropped one down to you....say at a rate of one every 30 seconds....or maybe one a minute?

Sundae 07-20-2008 05:49 PM
Why are there no pens in this house?
(okay, there are)
And why can't I find them?
(Diz had hidden them, but he's not a criminal mastermind)
How do I leave a note for HM with no damned pens?!

sheesh

regular.joe 07-20-2008 06:29 PM
If the grass is greener, which side am I on?

skysidhe 07-20-2008 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 470437)
The popcorn ceiling would work if the popped corns were on a time-release ssytem that occasionally dropped one down to you....say at a rate of one every 30 seconds....or maybe one a minute?

Now you're talking:) I like the way you think!
:corn:


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