Doesnt every girl have a penis collage on their wall?

Yes??

No??

Oh...

I've dated women whom I am pretty sure had peni in jars of formaldehyde...

Thats why I no longer date women with collections of knives... an daggers... an axes. Being a notch on th bed post is degrading enough. Being a center piece in a jar, well, I jus couldn't live with th shame. An insisting you ave your lovers spats in public places gets old... :right:

I think it's low brow to air your problems in public. It's unpleasant to listen to couples argue in public places. Even pubs.

so this won't be a thread you'll be a regular in then?

What are you talking about?

Nothing. I was just being a smartass, but now I realize that I misread the sequence of a couple posts. So I'll just leave this as yet further evidence of my dumbassery.

Oh well that's ok. Glad I didn't go getting all pissy over it then. :) That would have just been silly.

I grow impatient of mr hot-cold Horse guy, I am not writing him off, coz he is nearly perfect (except for the workaholicness and hotcoldness)....but...Im an options open kinda girl.

Enter....the diesel dude. He's a diesel mechanic, has been standoffishly flirting with me for a couple of weeks and he stole one of my business cards the other day, which has my mobile number (cell) on it....surprise, I have had a heaps of sms messages this weekend...Im seeing more of his personality via sms....or a different part of it anyways.

I wish Horse dude would sort himself out.

:headshake :headshake :headshake :headshake No, no, no, no, no... please don't!!! :eek:

Just the stor... ies (;) ) please. I don't get a lot of entertainment in my life.

Oh... the kinkier, the better! :p

Arrrghhhhh :D

I just got some beautiful flowers delivered to work with a card..."Here's to the unknown"


I dont know which dude they are from.....HELP?

Does it matter? Enjoy the intrigue.

Send a thank you for the flowers email to each of them. The one that sent them will be satisfied, and the others will spurred to shit-or-get-off-the-pot, realizing they have competition. ;)

DN, those are from me. I remember you like yellow.

Is that why you gave me Red Roses, HLJ??? ;)

Diesel dude, who was the phantom flower giver, has just left after dinner....no sex (this is becoming a habit).

I like Horse guy.