You shouldn't get that friendly with that guy on the plane, Shawnee.

That guy on the plane isn't a doctor; he just plays one on TV.

That guy on the plane is Sundae Girl's craigslist hookup.

That guy on the plane is...HEY, it's HungLikeJesus! (high fives!) ;)

That guy on the plane is just a lonely person, traveling from one job assignment to another, looking for a little milk of human kindness - and none of you will make an effort to understand and comfort me, ahh, I mean him.

That guy on the plane is going to cry himself to sleep again tonight.

Awww, here ya go:

MMmmmmmmooooOOOOO

Oh, look, it's Madonna.

Are those to make her breasts bigger? That picture reminds me of a recent post in the WTF NSW thread (which I'm too lazy to look for).

If they make your breasts bigger, you've got the batteries in backwards.

I thought they were silicone pumps.

That guy on the plane spread HIV.

That guy on the plane was so busy being 80s guy that he forgot to cure his bone-itis.

That guy on the plane has horrible breath, but nobody will tell him.

That guy on the plane has some model cars your kids can't play with.

That guy on the plane has deeply, deeply held convictions about proper technique for wine tasting.