I wouldn't try to start your car when you leave if I were you, Jim.

(crying) is it because you found out my real name? (crying)

(sobbing)

(wailing)

Anyone for a drink?

I could set this building on fire...

Badges?

We don't need no stinkin' badges!

Oh, thank god. I was gonna tell you today that I'm starting my new career as a Madam and that you could take this job and...kinda shove it. Ya know?

good point.


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Jim, why the security detail? you KNOW I'm leaving!!

The big axe scene from Broadcast News:

[after Paul fires one of his workers]
Paul Moore: Now, if there's anything I can do for you...
Employee: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon.

If I'm fired, why the hell am I still getting "how do I install the software for my Crackberry" calls?

Cool. You go shopping for the company before work tomorrow then. You haul fruit, fruit juice, water and nuts back from the supermarket for your meeting. Suits me.

I'll just pound the streets looking for my cat instead.

Oh, unless I just got sacked from my bar job. In which case can I do some grovelling? I really needed the extra shift this Friday...

Fire Me ??!!
Cool I was needing some time off ,
the weather is getting warm and I think i will go hang out at the river , fish , float , drink beer , Oogle the drunk semi naked collage girls for about a week to clear my head .
I'll will NOT be available for tech support calls .
But after a week or so when you call groveling , IF the raise and bennies are GOOD enough I MAY consider comeing back to work for you ,
IF I havent taken another job by then .

Hey what's funny is, you never actually hired me specifically, I just kind of started showing up and collecting checks.

When I asked for a badge you just gave me one without question.....

So I guess you don't care now about all that do ya?
:)
Let's let bygones be bygones mmm'kay?

You can't fire me. Cellar slaves have to be sold.

Yeah, fire this, tough guy.

:: obscene gesture::

I dont care anyways, coz you are a Kuuntavah Boss anyways