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sweetwater 05-17-2008 02:13 PM
That goes to 2050, and beyond ~ I thought the world was scheduled to end Dec 12, 2012.

Cicero 05-17-2008 02:16 PM
Oh, the future does include even more incorrect spelling of common words...Thanks Bruce!
;)

skysidhe 05-17-2008 03:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 454584)

Mother Earth does not hold human beings to be any more important than the bacteria or viri that might contribute to the eventual demise of Man on this rock. So, if *we* care about the survival of our species, we probably ought to be figuring out a way to help and cherish each other, instead of making every goddamn waking moment about having all the fucking cookies for ourselves.
wow you show yourself to be so smart AND kind. :)

Luckily we attempt to out- think those viruses that would be our demise.

Unfortunately marijuana cookies are illegal otherwise i'd send some really pissy people some.

xoxoxoBruce 05-17-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 454589)
That goes to 2050, and beyond ~ I thought the world was scheduled to end Dec 12, 2012.
Maybe you should spend your money more wisely, it may have to last a lot longer. :D

sweetwater 05-17-2008 04:36 PM
S/he who dies with the fewest dollars wins!

monster 05-17-2008 06:04 PM
I believe the world will end when tw is unveiled as a nom de plume of Britney Spears. The earthquake cause by the millions of jaws simultaneously hitting the ground in the US will cause all the people in China to be catapulted into space, where they will orbit the planet and block the light of the sun. Of course that's not what wipes us all out -that happens because we can no longer afford to buy anything because nothing is made in China anymore, so millions of Americans with guns march on the White House to protest, and Bush -caught by surprise and not able to leave to the safe bunker in time- shits his pants, and while reaching for the tp, accidentally hits THAT BUTTON. Yes, his belly button. The stench attracts Sundae girl like a super electromagnet, and on landing somewhat undecorasly, her impressive rack accidentally nudges the other button, The big red one.

so it's all Sundae's fault.

Sundae 05-17-2008 09:13 PM
I don't believe in pork lips.
I'm growing my nails for Ragnarok.

monster 05-17-2008 10:58 PM
Still your fault, though.

smoothmoniker 05-18-2008 01:19 AM
Human beings will survive, even if catastrophe hits. The dual capacities of reason and creativity are the greatest adaptive survival trait nature has ever seen.

But, the world as we know it will end when Jesus rides in on a white horse. Keep one eye up, people.

glatt 05-18-2008 08:53 PM
Humans are doomed, but life on Earth will continue for a long time.

Dingleschmutz 05-19-2008 11:22 AM
I stumbled upon this site one day when I was bored at work. Plenty of ways for the apocalypse to happen. I particularly liked the gamma ray bursts, that would probably suck.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/

For the record though, I'm convinced a reality show will be the cause of the apocalypse.


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