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monster

05-01-2008 02:59 PM

if we're on phallic erections, here's the water tower just down the road in Ypsilanti....
http://www.emich.edu/walkingtour/images/watertower6.jpg

Sundae

05-01-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 450123)

"It's May, it's May, the merry month of May . . . . ."[/Camelot]

Mum actually started her email to me this morning, "It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May!" [/also Camelot]

But then again it is my Dad's birthday (the email was to thank me for calling - apparently I was the only sibling to do so and he was made up) so maybe she got some of the joys of spring before breakfast?!

Cloud

05-01-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 450222)

ha! I've only ever come across that phrase in Jilly Cooper's Rivals (I think -one of those huge trashy but awesome novels anyway) -where did you come across it?

We used to have a client who would call up every May 1 and carol that phrase. I miss it.

monster

05-01-2008 04:38 PM

I wonder if they got it from Jilly Cooper? I loved that when I first read it. LOLed and everything :D

First of May, First of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
But as usual, it do rain
so off we fucks indoors again.

Cloud

05-01-2008 04:51 PM

oooooh, I didn't know the second part!

TheMercenary

05-01-2008 09:42 PM

Biggest Maypole of them all.

http://www.american-architecture.inf...k_Jan_2006.jpg

euphoriatheory

05-01-2008 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 450156)

Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry.

...and every time you make baby Jesus cry, he kills a kitten.

Elspode

05-01-2008 09:53 PM

Officer Howie wants to wish you all a Happy Beltane!

xoxoxoBruce

05-01-2008 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz (Post 450137)

Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

That's not a gnome, that's Marky Maypo.

Cloud

05-01-2008 11:15 PM

they're just wiggling those ribbons around--you're supposed to weave them.

monster

05-01-2008 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 450359)

Biggest Maypole of them all.

I beg to differ. I offer:

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Boy...C11813533.jpeg

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