lol @ cic

We have a position very much like that here:

Associate Devil for Enrollment Management.

I love to needle people....especially people I work with that I know will fire up.

Then I laugh and they realise it was just for my own amusement.

See I'm not alone, DucksNuts is a dick too. Wow that was a mouthful.

And, my wife says I have a really nice dick. She could be lying to me, but I don't care.

And, yes, I'm the nicest dick that I know.

Im a nice dick too.

Um. Congratulations are in order. With all this talk about dicks and needling, it exhibits remarkable restraint that no one has until right now said (slight pause) prick.

Ummmmm, yea, I do it. Not much here, but on another forum, the first one that I ever participated starting about 5 years, I have taken needling to an art forum. Some people are so whacked out they just need to be poked with a stick. Take Radar for example...

Unhappily for most of us, poking Radar with a stick does not recalibrate the radar any too well...

Also posted in What if I said.

Why are routine personal attacks by Urbane Guerrilla acceptable when even April never did that and got banned?

At what point are personal attacks, routine in every Urbane Guerrilla post, called acceptable Cellar behavior.

We have seen a few people banned for so much less. Why is UG's behavior exempt?

UG never posts without personal attacks. And that is acceptable? No. That is a double standard ... UT.

Rules of the Brain Worm:

#1: Don't do drugs.

#1a: Don't perform oral sex on people with an alien in their pants.

#2: Don't ever join a Fraternity or a Sorority.

#2a: Never store mass quantities of human brains in your basement.

#3: Do not poke alien larva with a stick.

#4: Do not poke alien larva with a stick.

#5: See that stick? It's not for poking alien larva.


Rules to live by, to be certain.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article66.htm

I had to promise to use my powers of human manipulation only for the forces of good.

Holy Shit Jinxy - lmao!! ::lol2: