So I just watched some of him on youtube. First thought: not funny punk-ass punk. Second thought: Kenny Bania from Seinfeld (Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.)

Yeah, yawn.

I'm sorry you'll never get your two minutes back :(

Kind of like my last, er..."date."

No wonder you liked my fortune cookie...

lol! I loved that movie! Hey radar..I come to the cellar because it has electrolytes!!
:D

The cellar kicks my messageboard need's ass!!

uuuuu'r. *grunt* pllbbbt.

huh-huh. Doritos.
;)
ow my balls! huh..*grunt* uuuu'r.

Lee Evans. One of the satellite comedy channels is devoting a whole night to him this weekend. I'm pretty easy-going but I'd refuse to accompany someone to a Lee Evans gig even if they threw in free dinner and drinks. Now there's not a lot of times I would turn that down.

Actually, thinking about it, as long as the free drinks were first I'd probably go anyway. Especially if we had sushi. Maybe I'm not easy-going after all, just easy.

A bit of the Lee for you - not technically stand up here, but representative of his stupid style.

And this is the proper way to be funny silently to a song:

I thought he was clever in the movie "Something About Mary", but his standup leaves a lot to be desired.

With all this band stand-up, here's some very good stand-up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW09R...eature=related