Yeah, that button is stupid. I never use it.

I don't see the belt as a factor. You still have to unzip your pants... nothing prevents you from pulling your waistband down at that point.

Of all the boyfriends I have seen take a piss, none of them have ever used it, on briefs or boxers. It honestly surprises me that some guys do, although I can see it being useful when you don't want to untuck your shirt/undo your belt.

Dick Slit? Didn't he play for the Chicago Cubs back in the 70s?

How so? How would it be useful? Your belt isn't connected to your underwear. I fail to see the connection.

did you ever notice that the title of the thread you have open appears on the title bar on IE?

so...when you hit Alt + Tab and browse through your open IE windows, the thread title appears on your screen?

So.....when you have a customer at your desk and you go flipping through looking for the one you want, and they're paying attention to what you're doing.....and The Dick Slit appears.....you get to find out just how red you can turn, and how hot your ears can get.

yeah.

How can you pull your pants down if you are wearing a belt?

To pull your pants down, you have to:
1) undo your belt by pulling the tongue out of the loops, undoing the buckle, and feeding the tongue all the way out of the buckle.
2) unclasp/unbutton/unsnap your pants
3) unzip the fly
4) pull everything down
5) lift it up and out and over the elastic waistband
6) hold on to your pants so they don't fall down, or kind of stand with your legs spread apart so they won't fall down.

To use the fly, you have to:
1) unzip the fly
2) fish it out (fishing it out can be a problem if you have briefs on, or if your shirt tail is really long and in the way, but with boxers it's normally very fast.)

Eh, at least you weren't responding to the Transgender Second Grader thread...

WTF are you even talking about?

Unzip your pants. Pull down the waistband of your underwear and piss. Or use the slit, whatever.

Nowhere, in that process, does whether or not you are wearing a belt become a factor. Pants have zippers.

OK, your belt is on a treadmill that is going the same speed as your, er, unit...

Hallo... new here... dickslits????? Sorry all I can picture is them winkies falling out of the hole. lol

Not if they're button fly.

Don't make me go all-caps. 'Cause I have some shit that's so upper-case it'll give you a black eye when you read it.

And zippers scratch.

HLJ, he's gonna pop a cap in your eye.