your momma is boned

wait, let me guess, your momma died in the WTC on 9/11?

as a matter of fact......

...i never said anything that time when that troll was pretending his sister died there.....because it was too painful, but ....well, yes...my mom....she did die on 9/11/01......but it wasn't in the WTC..... It seems she was one of the terrorists that crashed in western PA......FAIL. so sad.

you assholes. how fucking insensitive can two douchebags be? seriously, this right here is what has gone wrong with the cellar.


fuck, insensitive fucking fuckers. didn't it occur to you that your words can hurt??? my mom died when a giant FAIL sign fell on her while walking through a field in PA. dicks.

MY SISTER DIED OF DICKS! WAAAAAAA~!

i told you to pull it out when you hear her gag. dumbass.

oh, that's just hurtful.

I'm truly sorry. Shall I start a thread to apologize or are you already working on your farewell?

well,
 

I was about to explain my username when this thread degenerated into, uh , degeneracy so I'll wait until ya'll calm down.

Guess how many in this thread are debt collectors?

They were just amusing each other until you came back. Kind of, smoke if you got 'em, time.

yeah....dig...

we're like 5th graders....you know.

except for lookout...he's more like a 4th grader that tries to hang out with the 5th graders and just winds up getting wedgies and Indian Sun Burns...and then crying or peeing his pants or something.

so...do tell....the floor, as it is...is yours.

What's in a name?
 

Actually, It's a nickname given to me by a coworker in 1990. I had left the military and gotten a job in manufacturing during a period of massive hiring. So I was in a crowd of people my age, none of whom knew anybody in town. We were working a lot, 12 hour days, six or seven days a week if you could stand it. After a couple of weeks, Jeff said to noone in particular that he was going to get a beer after work, you coming? Before you knew it about fifteen newhires are out and carousing. We end up drinking and playing cards at Jeff's place, noone got out of there soon. The next day we were all laughing, and Jeff said,"And you! you're a hideous drunk!" It stuck to this day, mostly because I'm really a sort of gentle giant type.
Anyway, when I registered for my very first free email account "hideous" was taken. So I added the "e".

thanks for that

would you like a quiz?


i'll do up a special one for you since you're a 2.75 year veteran-newbie type

LJ, i respectfully decline your offer of a quiz on the grounds that I am an intermittant and unreliable reader of the Cellar. Plus I don't post much so I don't feel like I'm contributing much past the reason the speed of sound varies with altitude.

Having the big kids pick on me makes me cool.