he does at the begining, but not at the end.

So one dude has a parachute and makes it smarter...how? Because he can land gracefully in a busy metropolis? I musta missed the designated parachute drop landing zones in the vid....

nope - see that truck screaming down the highway? How bout the power lines? Sorry Fresh, My sarcasm meter has been way off lately.

I knew it was good ol' sarcasm, but I wanted to reinforce the dudes membership in this thread.

A parachute weighs about 80 pounds. It probably made it hard to do a pull up.

Ok, then whats with the backpack at 1 min into the vid? I could be wrong, I guessed it was a parachute cuz I didn't think he'd be carrying his schoolbooks

It's full of helium, of course.

Kindergarten Cop Shoots Himself

What the hell is that? Why don't I think it's f'real? Not only was he waving a gun around like a dickhead, but the cops round here refuse to take their guns from their holster when doing community and particularly school talks. The show deactivated replicas (or whatever they hell they are called)

In grade school, my friend was paid 50 dollars to eat his own feces. He ate the entire turd. He said that the worst part isn't the taste, it's the texture. To this day, this statement still makes me gag a little bit.