[flight attendant]Ladies and Gentlemen, please remove your clothes before taking your seats being sure to place your seat protector under your bottom prior to being seated. Please ensure all clothing items are stowed safely in the overhead lockers and remember, due to cooler air conditioning, some shrinkage may occur. Please try not to be alarmed.

In the case of emergency, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head. Please remember to fit your own mask before helping others. We also suggest that clothes may be a benefit in case of a crash landing, however, we respect your right to be naked and while all care will be taken to ensure the safety of your person, we accept no responsibility for damage incurred due to the absence of clothing.

Please have a nice flight[/flight attendant]