OMG, not Mental Jim! :eek:

Bruce defended me once, so I vote for him. :D

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My response to this statement is a toss up between, 'lucky you' and 'you're so cheap'.

I'm leanin on the cheap side

Originally Posted by glatt
"Three Dwellars enter, two Dwellars leave.
Three Dwellars enter, two Dwellars leave."

'Cmon, chant it with me.

WTF!!!!?

Mad Max, of course!

Isn't that for another thread or is it a mutation of the two?

I defended you several times, but you never fucking noticed. I guess you only do direct. Or do you deduct defence point for direct hits? :lol: S'Ok, I can live without your vote ;)

:lol:

I still haven't voted ... 'cause when it comes to it, I have no idea who to vote for ... I'd trust pretty much anyone (except maybe me) with the authority, but I don't want to burden anyone (especially me) with the duties. There are a few who I think are kind of busy for extra tasks. I'd like to see one white middle-aged college educated protestant male and one African/Asian HIV positive left-handed Jewish lesbian hermaphrodite. Together.

Does anyone actually want my votes? PM me if you do. Naked photos may or may not help. Cash will.

What ev.

A possible loophole; but, they would have to be convincing:

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seems like most polls get somewhere in the mid thirties total voters. i wonder if that's a fair approximation of how many 'active' posters the cellar usually has?

The first Moderator Voting Thread back in May aught six had 52 voters.

no, it had 30 voters and 3 of those voters were bored at work and voted with each of their sock puppets.

**if you vote for me, i will give you immunity for the duration of my term. (like on survivor....you wont get voted off the island)


** this is a lie. if you act like a big enough dick...you're out.