Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 417261)

Throwing down the Gauntlet.
If challenged, what weapons would you choose?

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 417421)

Genitalia.

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 417461)

Why are you clearing your throat?

Originally Posted by monster (Post 417388)

Film Cameras. I can decapitate anyone with one shot at any range.

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 417423)

Good question.

It depends on whether I wanted to win the duel, or avoid the duel, and who was challenging me.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 417556)

Snails. Thrown one at a time. To the death.

Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 417641)

wait. are you challenging me to a duel of body shots?

Originally Posted by Tink (Post 417635)

I'll challenge you. Choose your weapon.:D

Originally Posted by Percy Sledge

When A Man Loves A Woman

When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman.....