It doesn't float my boat, it's just something I've come upon due to lack of cable, late nights, and too many brews.

Are you a Nielson family, btw?

um, no. why would i feel bad for making fun of paris hilton? what is there about paris hilton that isn't screaming "make fun of me"? it's not like she is some shy little wall flower who does her best to stay out of the public eye. she's goes out of her way to be out there so everyone can know who she is, what she does, and what she likes for breakfast. making fun of her comes as easily as roasting a cellar newb. it's just the way it is.