I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.

SM, it is awesome to see you back!

LJ - WTF? Do we have to guess why you're suddenly so fucking awesome? Is it directly related to you being a husband? Did I (as is usual anymore) miss something?

You got a gigantic Xmas bonus, didn't you?

My cheeseburger count is pretty low. Smooth is exactly double as awesome as me if we are going pound for pound here. This does not mean that I am not awesome.....just half as awesome as smooth...which is why my name is not smooth. Unless we consider pizza. I will justify my evening's intake of pizza because smooth is double my awesomeness. That's the story and I'm sticking to it!
:)

have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?

Well everyone can't be so lucky...so no.
:D

if this were true...i'd be 142.5% awesomer than your ...pre cheesburger weight....self.

that's great.

They always crop Leia out of it.

that is even better. i love it.

I'm still pretty awesome.

Is that what that hobo you've been fucking said?

Oooh, sorry, I forgot you were on the DL with your hobosexuality

your mom's not a hobo. i let her sleep in my toolshed nowadays.

she said thanks. and she hardly even notices your cock, so it's not that bad.