Sort of a pre-frontal low bottle me. lol!!!

bad boy. bad, bad, boy!

Good one Shels, I can't ... cap ... that.

Holy COW
 

no...not cow...BUFFALOS!!!!

"had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos "

How about "I wonder if it was a cherry coke?" That's why they call it POP!

The whole thing was caused by the robbers imitating some badly misunderstood movie dialogue.

"You mother-copulater, I am going to cap some pop in your ass!"


EDIT Dammit Sheldon, you spoiled my joke by one lousy minute!

Maybe he misunderstood the old "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" thing. You know: I'd rather have a bottle inside of me...:eek:

:rotflol: :rotflol:

love it.

I would like to point out, that as much fun as we are having with this, that this must have been the result of a horrific assault (assuming the news story is accurate), and that the theft of two buffalos, as funny as it sounds to us, may have deprived this person of most of his net worth, and the ability to harvest his fields, leaving the person broken and destitute.

But can he get back the 5 cent deposit on the bottle?

What ever happened to Jerry Pentacoli and his gerbels?

(Sorry, Cloud, I guess you'll have to be disillusioned by the rest of the dwellars.)

yeah, y'all are just soooo sensitive!

There are a few things on this x-ray that don't look right or even human (apart from the bottle, obviously). There's a straight line and other unusual shapes that shouldn't be there.

http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/956/2699/209888.jpg

It almost looks as if they've left the bottle in the Pepsi carton it came in, then x-rayed it on top of the man's stomach.