If Sundae has them, would they be shemorroids?

(Off to start thread about boogers.)

Nah, it's just the fact the skin is sensitive and probably not accustomed to a daily salt rub.

I had the old Farmer Giles when I was in my 20's. Didn't itch, just pooched out and scared me - I thought my arse was falling out because I's had anal sex. The Doctor was very sympathetic - bet she laughed up her sleeve when I left though.

I wondered if my arse was falling out when I developed them after giving birth. I wasn't nearly as mortified by that as I was at realizing I shat all over the bed when I was pushing him out.

Arses are such embarrassing body parts.

SHE SAID 'SHAT'!

so did he!

I lust after a bidet.

I have a funny story about a bidet.

When my husband and I celebrated our wedding aniversay recently, he booked us into this quasi posh little cottage for the weekend. When we first arrived, he asked me if I knew why there would be two toilets. That was funny enough. Then later in the weekend, he said he was going to pee in the bidet, at which point I had to tell him that it's not in fact, a urinal although there may be some similarities such as no seat.

married up, did he? ;)

I wouldn't say that. Have you seen how low class some of my comments are? lol

You can be classy and vulgar at the same time.

er . . . can't you? :eyebrow:

hmmm...in my experience, the answer to that would be no. lol If you're going to be vulgar (which I often am) any class you might have gets thrown straight out the window.

I do a pretty good impression of someone with class every once and a while though. ;)

Nope, if you do it with style vulgarity is classless. In fact it's even better if people think you are refined.
You so do :)

Ummm...thanks? lol You're too kind even?

SG that is so true. Dignity and Vulgarity in action can be a joy to behold. I once saw a quite proper individual launch into a superb rant and verbal sandblasting after they had been pushed beyond bearing by insufferable customer service. Ex military of a certain vintage.

reminds me of a terribly funny you tube link that jinx posted a while back.