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ZenGum 11-29-2007 01:36 PM

At least I get along with my neighbors.

binky 11-29-2007 01:39 PM

he must of had a really small package, most of those miniature horses are hung pretty well

smurfalicious 11-29-2007 01:57 PM

it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 411787)
it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.

:lol:

Sundae 11-29-2007 02:48 PM

An hermaphrodite pony shacking up with a donkey and Shawnee & Zen as punpals... Good thing or a sign that the end is coming?

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 02:50 PM

I would be frightened. Very, very frightened.

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 411779)
At least I get along with my neighbors.

Not unlike Tootsie and Derek.

Sundae 11-29-2007 02:52 PM

BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water
:runaway:

icileparadise 11-29-2007 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 411816)
BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water
:runaway:

Fodder off and do. Say what's wrong with Greenwichs' tap water then?

Sundae 11-29-2007 03:18 PM

According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack.

icileparadise 11-29-2007 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 411829)
According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack.

"28 days later" is a good film, why not live a little, what you gonna do: have orgasms fot the next 40 years?

ZenGum 11-29-2007 11:59 PM

A few extra thoughts about the pony:
1. Does it have the same hair stylist as John bon Jovi?
2. The original owners raised it as a mare for 12 years, despite the fact that it had both male and female genitals. I'm not a horse expert, but I've seen a fair number, and a horse's dick is fairly hard to not notice. Ok, I guess with the pony it might not be quite so big, and being under a lower animal would make it less conspicuous, but still, surely some time in 12 years the owners must have noticed: "Oohhh look, Amy's got a hard-on!" Were they blind or what?

Clodfobble 11-30-2007 10:16 AM

What I don't get is how 'raising it like a mare' is so much different than 'raising it like a stallion.' I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

smurfalicious 11-30-2007 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 412096)
I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

Horseplay is horseplay. It was all in the moniker.

Hoof Hearted 12-02-2007 12:03 AM

I would be interested to see how their medical tests wind up.

I suspect, if the horse actually was a stallion, that the 'surgery' was to remove the testicles.
However, most hermaphoditic horses are mares with an enlarged clitoris which can look like a penis poking out the back of a mare's vulva. This would explain why a sheath, penis and testicles were not noticed underneath. Because of this, I think the surgery was to remove, or reduce the size, of the clitoris to prevent any discomfort or infections from blockage while urinating.
Many times, these horses also have an overabundance of hormones, which could explain why the horse would get 'excited' around mares.


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