OK, the whole office had to hear me guffaw. Damn you peeps is funny.

wow you guys really know how to roll wheat the punches

You're at work? I'm just loafing around in my seedy apartment, fielding questions on the 'net.
At 3 am I might add.

That's half-baked, dude. Wheat are you wareing?

A grass skirt?
and my straw hat, of course.
Its all run of the millet stuff.

Well, you look a little grubby, which doesn't seem fare. But, doughnut go changin' for me.

This thread is becoming a millstone around my neck.
We're just grinding out puns.

One day a burning bush'll tell us to stop, but until then we'll keep pecking away at this.

just crate, now you can't even container yourself. Where the hell half you bin?

I've been *sigh* low lately.
But I'm feeling elevated now.
With my Japanese accent I'm almost reaping for joy.

Oh barn, I really gotta get back to work. Play in the hay later?

Sure ... while the sun shines...
Here or there, this field or that, this tract-or that tract of land ... before my voice gets too horse.
Ahh, it's time I hops into bed, and hits the hay.

I'm actually going, BTW. Thanks Shawnee, see you round.

Besides, I beet people are getting scythe of us. :bolt: