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Spexxvet 11-15-2007 12:36 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Icileparadise.

Trilby 11-15-2007 12:36 PM

Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.

ZenGum 11-15-2007 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 407361)

Well, I'm trying to picture this and, well my problem is, how do you screw a bicycle? Spokes or seat or what?!?

Well, you know ... what goes around, comes around.

icileparadise 11-15-2007 12:45 PM

Yes & oui.

Thank you so much for the welcome. Kinda nervous.

Shawnee123 11-15-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 407389)
Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.

Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...:eek:

:p

BigMcLargeHuge 11-15-2007 12:51 PM

I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?

Shawnee123 11-15-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMcLargeHuge (Post 407400)
I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?

Who, that lj guy? :bolt:

glatt 11-15-2007 12:58 PM

Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

binky 11-15-2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 407404)
Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:

Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it

Shawnee123 11-15-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by binky (Post 407414)
Now thats just creepy- I mean I love my car but I don't love love it

You luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvv it. You wanna kiss it and marry it.

Cicero 11-15-2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 407399)
Bunch of freaking pervs. If it ain't living and breathing it should NOT be viewed as an object of sex. Now, the dog...:eek:

:p

"Blue Velvet" quote: "I'll fuck anything that moves!!!!"

Sundae 11-15-2007 02:21 PM

I feel sorry for the chap actually.
My reading of the situation is that he was unable to live unassisted (having moved from his council house to a hostel). It's likely there was a recognised problem with his ability to make judgements in day to day life anyway.

They must have had reasonable suspicion that he was deliberately displaying his act to the cleaners in order to charge him with an offence. However I would have been more comfortable with just a fine and ideally therapy in result. To go onto the sex offenders register is pretty serious, bringing with it all sorts of restrictions generally intended to safeguard children.

Cloud 11-15-2007 02:30 PM

. . . Schwinnnnnnn!

Cicero 11-15-2007 02:34 PM

g!!
:)

toranokaze 11-15-2007 05:09 PM

Sex ok... but simulating sex not???

I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime.
And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer.


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