The Cellar - A hypothetical situation

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Cicero

11-13-2007 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent (Post 406604)

...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.

lol!

jester

11-13-2007 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 406584)

I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.

:)

I had to butt in here, and just say you're being rather anal about the whole thing:p

glatt

11-13-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 406550)

Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Steve Dallas: "She thinks we're playing Air on the G String."

Shawnee123

11-13-2007 02:21 PM

:moon: Mendellsohn's Song Without Pants

Clodfobble

11-13-2007 04:08 PM

"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"I know I couldn't, I don't have the hips for it."

Crimson Ghost

11-14-2007 12:15 AM

"Could she wear those jeans any lower?"
"Yes, but she'd have to shave..."

NoBoxes

11-14-2007 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 406550)

... Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. ... Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Yes, but then they would be called chaps!

ZenGum

11-14-2007 08:15 AM

At a minimum they should cover her crotchet, especially if there is a strong breve blowing. It could look sharp and put a quaver in a man's voice. I note that it's natural for her to be a bit cheeky but the string section is supposed to be beside the brass, not blocking the woodwinds.

I should give it a rest before he joke falls flat.

SteveDallas

11-14-2007 08:35 AM

I knew I could count on y'all to come up with many more smart-ass replies than I could have on my own.

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