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Happy Monkey 10-31-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 402132)
yeah, that would be all kinds of effed up, having sex with a corpse that died of injury or disease...

I'm just thinking of aesthetics- old and shriveled vs crushed or pustulous.

Not being attracted to either, I can only speculate...

Cloud 10-31-2007 03:35 PM

The grave. Cold and shallow. Especially at only six inches.

DanaC 10-31-2007 03:41 PM

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Six Inches Under
lol Very funny.

Sheldonrs 10-31-2007 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 402136)
Six Inches Under

Maybe that's the reason! He was trying to bury her, one BONE at a time!

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 402008)
Where in NJ are you? I'm from Clifton. My family is still there. I visit usually once a year.

Bogota.

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 05:18 PM

TSOL LYRICS

"Code Blue"

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

toranokaze 11-13-2007 07:55 PM

Cold Etheal anyone?

HungLikeJesus 11-13-2007 08:03 PM

Cold Ethel is cool in bed
She ought to be, Ethel's dead

Crimson Ghost 11-13-2007 11:50 PM

Yup.

Ethel's cool.

If you were married to Fred Mertz, you'd be too.


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