Which reminds me why i hate kiss...

If your guitar needs to fire rockets to entertain people, you're not playing it right.:rolleyes:

I dunno...Keith Emerson had a ribbon controller for his giant Moog that shot flames, plus, he could play the shit out of it to boot.

my first thought: another new species of deep sea fish
my second thought: no, wait - a big cheese

the cellar way of thinking is getting to me :D

why black?
 

what i wonder in first place is why they decided to build a BLACK guitar, for hiding WHITE powder. :eyebrow:

if they would have decided in favour of the - much more beautiful - white stratocaster nobody would have seen a small leak.

amateurs!! :headshake

What baffles me is the fact that they wanted to be discreet so badly that they built a coke-carrying guitar body, but still were OK with putting TEN THERMOSES full of cocaine in the luggage! Why not just put 12 thermoses of coke in the luggage, and skip the whole guitar business altogether?

...not rockstar enough?

I was crossing the border at Tijuana, Mexico coming back from an all -night bender. To cross the border you walk through this granite civil building as you go through customs.

This guy was carrying two ceramic black panthers under each arm. One slipped out and shattered on the ground. Bags of coke exploded like a white Hiroshima nuke.

I swear I only saw two customs agents but as soon as the coke bomb dropped like 20 guys mystically appeared and tackled that guy's ass and started beating him right there in the middle of the building.

Most awesome border crossing EVER!

I notice this thread has drawn a few infrequent posters out of the woodwork. Maybe we need a two-for-one special offer or something. I wonder what it was about this thread in particular?

Duh, the coke!

I never thought of Italians as being the type to do coke. I guess it's kind of obvious in hindsight, what with all the cappuccino they inhale.

Seen along the shore of the Gulf of Naples:

~snip
They must not have tested the O-rings at the lower temperatures. :yelsick:

Hotdang, Shawnee, you're posting some funny stuff today. I am glad you're about.

Why thankee!

I'm not worthy.
:notworthy

Aye - when I went skiing I took some Pot Noodles with me (high carb low fat just-add-water meals in plastic cup containers with foil lids) just as backup. When I took them from my suitcase the thin foil lid on each of them was bulging. I only ate one in the end, but that opened with a discernible POP!