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Griff 05-30-2002 08:26 PM

Re: that would work
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Joe
... as your corneas are gently annointed with various nonlethal salves and balms.
Nice imagery there.

elSicomoro 05-31-2002 05:12 PM

That's not some guy named Redge Peterson...that's Al Jourgensen of Ministry during one of his heroin-induced psychoses. ;)

zeet 06-02-2002 10:13 AM

In case you want to read the story
 
It says what happened here: http://www.montanaforum.com/rednews/...test.php?nnn=2

juju 06-02-2002 10:52 AM

Lol... they arrested the poor guy when he went to the bathroom!

Slight 06-02-2002 11:25 AM

Thanks zeet. That article was good.

It reminds me of how protesters have good intentions but tend to think with their hearts. Joe is right about the media coverage angle.

They seem to give up when they don't encounter resistance. Case in point: My mother is pro animal research and is on an animal ethics commitee. She takes it very seriously. Word came that protesters were going to picket our house. My mom used reverse psychology. When they showed, my mother went outside with me, and my sister and our dog and welcomed the protesters. She told them she was happy to let them protest their cause. They did not stay for long. Why protest someone who is not angered by your presence?

This dude seems pretty hoky, if you go to that much trouble (two cemment barrels) giving up after one day cheapens your dignity. Although I guess soiling yourself would do the same.

Seems like you could get them to let go of the bar by simply tickling them. I know one spot that always tickles.

Griff 06-02-2002 07:16 PM

Forgot his protester check list. 1) Depends brand undergarments

CharlieG 06-03-2002 07:00 AM

Nice non leathal gas
 
Simple - Nice tank of Nitrous gas, or an injection - Guy goes to sleep. - Move barrel

Less simple - get a jackhammer, and let him listen as I jackhammer the concrete out of the drum

More fun? As someone said - three dollys and a crane - gently lift

No media around? Chainsaw

No media REALLY around? C4

Best method for GOOD publicity? One feather, one domatrix

spinningfetus 06-03-2002 04:38 PM

Even better, use nature against them. Fireants would have him out in a jiffy...

Joe 06-03-2002 04:48 PM

LOL
 
Yeah, about half a coffee can full, right down the back of the shirt! He'd be out of there at 90mph, steels drums or no.


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