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thealphajerk 10-28-2007 10:25 AM

p.s. BOOST!

ha

lumberjim 10-28-2007 10:31 AM

once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot.

i stepped in shit with my right foot.....and while i was freaking out about how gross that was, i slipped in another wet shit on my left foot, fell back, and put my right hand in the first shit i'd stepped in. swear to FSM.

thealphajerk 10-28-2007 10:37 AM

ha!!
my condolences to you

did you do something horrible earlier that warranted such bad luck?

oh, and excuse the lingo ignorance but what the damn hell ass is FSM?

Chocolatl 10-28-2007 10:44 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster!

DanaC 10-28-2007 10:44 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster.






[eta} I call Jinx!

lumberjim 10-28-2007 10:47 AM

she's busy. we have to go to her sister's baby shower. she's having twins in december!

lumberjim 10-28-2007 10:48 AM

well...i'll be watching football with the men...and hopefully eating meatballs and hot wings.

ZenGum 10-28-2007 10:51 AM

:fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm: :fsm:

Bless his/her noodley appendages!

thealphajerk 10-28-2007 10:53 AM

sweet!
i wondered what that thing was

DanaC 10-28-2007 10:54 AM

Only the great creator himself!

ZenGum 10-28-2007 11:11 AM

Wikipedia has full details. RAmen.

Clodfobble 10-28-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
once, i was playing frisbee with my cousin in his back yard....it had rained recently.....i was barefoot...

One of my earliest memories is of playing barefoot in my friend's backyard, maybe 3 or 4 years old, and looking down to see some sort of weird mud on my toes. We didn't have pets, so I honestly didn't know what it was. I showed her dad, who washed it off with a hose but steadfastly dodged my questions about where it came from. It wasn't until I got home and described the whole thing to my parents that I was enlightened.

DucksNuts 10-28-2007 05:42 PM

I fell off my horse into a paddy of cow shit....gross.

My 2yr old came in complaining about muddy feet....only it wasnt mud and it was all squished up between his toes.

My drunken gf sat down in the gutter whilst we were walking home one (very classy), she laid down, and I said..."wouldnt it be funny if you laid in dog shit...hahahahahaha"......she did :repuke: but it was in her hair.

lumberjim 10-28-2007 08:49 PM

i think abortion should always be legal....encouraged in some cases...like with ugly people.

Also, there should be no restrictions on automatic weapons

furthermore, I think George Bush has done a better job than Al Gore would have in his place.

oh, and ....um.......it was clearly a shark

jinx 10-28-2007 08:50 PM

lol


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